Tori Spelling will expose mom Candy’s sexual hijinks while Aaron was still alive

Candy, Tori and Aaron in 2000

It seems that Tori Spelling is still extremely pissed with her mother, Candy Spelling. Candy’s still out promoting her book, Candyland, and talking about her dysfunctional relationship with Tori, Dean and the kids. Candy’s been all over the place, saying that she would love to make up with Tori, yet a few days later bashing Tori as “playing the victim”. With a mother like that, who needs enemies?

So Tori has an idea to get back at her mother. Tori is going to write another book! But this one will be all about her mother’s crazy sexual liaisons, including an “illicit affair” while Tori’s dad Aaron was dying. Tori will also shed some light on an old Hollywood rumor about a super-producer’s wife who performed a lesbian show with a high-class hooker, all for the benefit of her husband. Gee, does that sound like Candy?

Spelling Telling! Furious because Mom’s using their estrangement to sell her new book “Stories from Candyland,” best-selling author Tori Spelling told insiders she’ll clobber Candy Spelling in a brand-new book that’ll detail Mommie Dearest’s illicit affair – as super-producer husband Aaron lay dying – with an old family “friend.”

Even worse, whisper pals, it could include Tori’s take on a high-class hooker’s lurid tale of alleged hijinks with Mom – while Dad watched – at the fabled Spelling mansion, as revealed in the whore-riffic Phoenix Books blockbuster, “You’ll Never Make Love in this Town Again… Again”.

Said a source: “Tori’s beyond peeved that Candy’s doing the press tour for her book while continuing to say things like, ‘I love my daughter, I love my grandkids – but Tori won’t talk to me.’”

“Tori says her mother knows all too well why they aren’t talking. And she’s cutting her own throat griping about it. Tori’s angry – and she’s not fearful of reprisals from her mother.”

Note to Tori: Put me down for an advance copy. Note to Candy: Leave town!

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, May 25, 2009]

This is one of those stories that could be total crap, but I totally believe it. I don’t think Candy is any kind of saint, and she and Aaron were weird Hollywood royalty for decades. Weird Hollywood sex stories come with that turf. I also don’t doubt that Tori is royally pissed, and she probably is trying to figure out a way to get back at her mother. What’s funny is that Tori is a pretty decent writer, and her tell-all books have been bestsellers. At long last, Tori has found something that she’s really good at: writing about her screwed up family. Her next book will be a page-turner!

Tori is shown with her daughter, Stella, 11 months on 5/13/09. Credit: Fame Pictures